$335,000

Welcome to 487 Magnolia Drive - this home doesn't whisper, she screams! Set in the artistic enclave of Pine Lake, the very entryway dares you to blink. A hall of eyes follow your every move. They don't just watch, they leer as Leatherface awaits, chainsaw cocked like it's a slaughterhouse curtain call. The main level sprawls in hardwood and engineered floors, leading you into the carnival colored kitchen that's wide open like a dance floor. This isn't just a place to cook - it's where flavors get filthy and the countertops know all your secrets. Swing around to the bonus space - good as a third bedroom, office, or your private den, before stumbling into the guest bath. Step inside this candy-coated den of depravity, where the only thing filthier than the decor is what's about to happen inside! The living room features cathedral ceilings that soar above hardwood floors, with walls set ablaze in searing orange and midnight blue. In the corner lurks a Pepto-pink Nosferatu, guarding a hidden movie room that's straight out of a retro fever dream and with the promise for a triple feature of fun, fantasy, and just the right amount of naughty nostalgia. Take the curvaceous spiral staircase upstairs where the action really starts. Two bedrooms headlined by the oversized primary suite-complete with a walk-in closet, soaring angled ceilings, and skylights spilling in natural light. The renovated bath burns hot in tropical shades of orange, red, and blue, more beachside boudoir than suburban washroom. A bold ocean-blue double vanity, wide mirrors, a deep tub, and a shower that's so steamy, it needs a safe word. Step outside and you'll find a backyard larger than most; fully fenced for your most private indulgences, anchored by a generous deck and tiki bar that begs you to bring the after-hours party home. Even the oversized two-car garage comes with room to spare, perfect for hiding away all your toys. Offered with the option to stay "as is" with its decadent decor, this home delivers rare versatility & flexibility.